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"My wife, with a master's in biology, just disagreed that penguins are birds."
Hello, beautiful BuzzFeed readers, and welcome back to the panem et circenses that is my once-weekly Best Fails of the Internet roundup. Each one of these fails made me laugh this week, so please, enjoy!
1. This person's manager:
— 𝙜𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚🌻🇵🇸 (@g_abe0) June 30, 2024left work early today because i threw up. i went to tell my manager and he said "i don't believe you, show me the vomit."
i showed him the vomit
"are you sure that isn't someone else's vomit?"
???????????????????????????
2. This thief who effortlessly pulled off a stunning tampon heist:
Pickpocketed in London by a quite old man. Saw him whip my purse out of the side pocket of my bag. Was a nice purse I bought in Paris but swings and roundabouts - I use it to store my emergency travel tampons.
— Rima (@therimaahmed) June 30, 2024
Have fun, tea leaf granda! Hope you only have a light to medium flow x
3. Having to have an app for EVERYTHING:
GE PLEASE FOR f*ckS SAKE I UNLOCK MY STOVE I JUST WANT TO MAKE SOME PASTA pic.twitter.com/WTCVnjfRgG
— 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 (@KLobstar) June 29, 2024
4. This I'm-not-a-chef moment that I think each of us has been through at least one time:
saw a jar of maraschino cherries at the store for $9.75 and said to myself, no. this is a chance to learn something new. so i got all the fresh ingredients, took them home, went through several recipes, and ended up making something that doesn't taste as good & cost more
— lauren (@Very__Regular) June 30, 2024
5. Getting corrected on your high heel terminology by the guy you're going out with:
went out with a guy and texted him in advance telling him i was wearing heels and that i didn’t want to walk too far and he shows up and the first thing he says to me is “THOSE AREN’T HEELS THOSE ARE WEDGES” ok diva my bad 😭😭😭😭
— bella ☭ (@bellanati0n) June 29, 2024
6. This amazing take from this person's wife (we all have our moments):
— Alex Rose (@AlexRoseGames) June 28, 2024my wife, with a masters in biology, just disagreed that penguins are birds
she then adamantly got out her phone, googled something, then silently put her phone down and continued as if nothing happened
7. This:
thinking about this garnish that came with my burrito pic.twitter.com/DrXhowaY32
— Andiamo (@awejones) June 29, 2024
8. Universal to dads everywhere: reacting to even the most amazing news with nothing but "👍":
dad 👍 reacted to me being awarded 10 THOUSAND POUNDS pic.twitter.com/SMwUbDKh2U
— megha (@megjpeg) July 1, 2024
9. This bagel with approximately 42,098 calories in cream cheese:
when i said extra cream cheese… pic.twitter.com/MadzcCBplb
— Audrey-chan (@credenzaclear2) June 28, 2024
10. This abomination:
Deep fried Cigarete pic.twitter.com/0mgfgrCvfT
— scoliosis (@cancers1ug) June 27, 2024
11. THIS abomination:
Chicago sushi pic.twitter.com/GOmMU5CWBh
— Ms. Dive Diva 🖤 (@chicagodivediva) June 23, 2024
12. This cooking fail:
Decided to make a nice pot pie for dinner using leftover chicken. Was well into sauteeing the veggies before I realized I had no stock, no cream, and as it turns out, no leftover chicken 🙏
— sarah (@sarahradz_) June 26, 2024
13. This loving moment:
wore lingerie and my bf said “wow... it’s like baldur’s gate camp clothes”
— katie (@skatie420) June 27, 2024
14. Failing the vibe check of this cat:
house sitting and their cat does not f*ck with me or my vibe whatsoever pic.twitter.com/yusRxikweq
— sarah (@tinygreenbug) June 23, 2024
15. This poor child:
Daughter ate a handful of sour cream thinking it was ice cream and she slapped the table like it was a bad shot at a bar
— Ryan 🥣 (@ryanposting) June 27, 2024
16. This Google Maps restaurant name:
Eating at The pic.twitter.com/DGRYtx6mxX
— Andrew (@Dub__A) July 1, 2024
17. The way this sums up the state of the job market:
— DeviantPigg (@DefectivePigg) July 1, 2024
18. And finally, this person, who somehow managed to fly accidentally to Puerto Rico:
the bachelorette party ended… differently for charlie pic.twitter.com/xkZv7G7BjU
— j (@philliesenj0yer) July 1, 2024
